As the CEO of this organization, I have
>> resigned myself to
>> the fact that Barrack Obama is our
>> President and that our taxes and
>> government fees will increase in a BIG
>> way. To compensate for these increases,
>> our prices would have to increase by
>> about 10%.
>>
>> But since we cannot increase our prices
>> right now due to
>> the dismal state of the economy, we
>> will have to lay off six of our
>> employees instead. This has really been
>> bothering me, since I believe we are family
>> here and I didn't know how to choose
>> who would have to go.
>>
>> So, this is what I did. I walked
>> through our parking lot
>> and found six Obama bumper stickers on
>> our employees' cars and have
>> decided these folks will be the ones to
>> let go. I can't think of a more
>> fair way to approach this problem. They
>> voted for change; I gave it to them.
>>
>> I will see the rest of you at the
>> annual company picnic.